|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
i’m posting a blurb of niles because i’m already at 4k and this isnt getting finished tonight
New Kid has a schedule in one...
YES 100% ACCEPTED
AND I’M HERE TO TELL YOU WHY.
NOW, RECENTLY THIS SHIP HAS BEEN GETTING HATE
AND I’M HERE...
I’ve heard about that one it has really good reviews but I’m kinda cinched for time from now until pretty much the end of the school year...